at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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