from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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