I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
His nipple licking is glorious
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