Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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