absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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