Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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