Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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