If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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