The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
