Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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