and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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