so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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