I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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