I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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