I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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