that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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