PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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