Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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