I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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