Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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