we have pet lesbian snakes
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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