there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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