Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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