why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
tell me about the eggs
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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