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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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