Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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