also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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