Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize