last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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