Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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