okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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