On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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