Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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