i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
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