The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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