i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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