I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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