THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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