Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Terrible idea I love it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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