Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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