what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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