If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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