So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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