I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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