i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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