That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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