you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
mondays should just be called national damage control day
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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