i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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