You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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