What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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