What should our trivia night team be named?
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coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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