If that was your dad, he is hot
one two three fourrrrnication!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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