I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
