We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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