We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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