To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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