Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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