Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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